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| She might be leaving Capitol Hill, but she's not leaving your TV screen. |
Democrats — and, no doubt, anyone who appreciates any semblance of sanity and civility in public discourse — were rushing to uncork the bubbly after the Minnesota congresswoman announced she
wouldn't run for reelection next year.
Their celebrations may prove short-lived, I'm afraid.
Nate Silver at the New York Times
points out the obvious: Michele Bachmann hails from a reliably conservative district, which includes the north and east exurbs of the Twin Cities, running all the way northwest to St. Cloud and rural areas beyond. If voters in that area sent her to the House of Representatives four times in a row, they'll very likely do the same for another Republican of comparable ideological ilk whose rhetorical tone isn't quite so akin to nails on a chalkboard.
Bottom line: If Bachmann had stayed in the race next year, there's a good chance Republicans might have lost her seat. (She
barely won last year.) Now that she's withdrawn, she'll be replaced by another GOP candidate who will carry far less baggage — at least publicly — and have a far easier time in a district where conservatives are already favored.
Speaking of baggage, political strategist James Carville quipped on Wednesday that Bachmann's announcement is
no gift to her opposition: Democrats will now have to rely on other right-wing extremists in the Republican Party — and granted, there are plenty of them — whose outrageous, inflammatory remarks they can broadcast in fundraising appeals and attack ads. Since 2006, Bachmann has
served in that role fairly reliably.
And the congresswoman's personal motives behind her decision? Well, I'll gladly
let The Onion speak to that.
Oh, and yes: There are those
pesky ongoing investigations over financial ethics surrounding her presidential bid. To what degree did these play a role in her withdrawal? We'll find out soon enough, I'm sure.
Either way, make no mistake: Despite what her
nausea-inducing video message says, this is
all about fears that Michele Bachmann will lose next year; and in an era when Republicans are desperately trying to cling to their House majority so they can continue to obstruct everything, they're glad to do away with any tossup race they'd otherwise have to throw money at in 2014.